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Kevin P.
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- DiMillo's Portland
10 years ago
First night in depressing Portland Maine and my idiot mother took me to this geriatric enclave. Seriously, this place is as old as the town...set on what once was an old barge. They should have just sunk the damn thing off the coast and let it be an artificial reef. As a restaurant, it's just for the old folks that think they have money to be seen at night. No wonder my superficial wannabe mother likes this place. Oh, and she couldn't even afford to pay for the meal!<br>Steamers I had were NOT fresh. Bread they offered was bland and a bit stale. The steak I ordered was already cut so that by the time I had the third piece, it was cold! Guess they think it looks great if you splash the meat all over the plate. Well, it doesn't! It gets cold and all the juice runs out you dumb fucking idiots!<br>Baked potato was under cooked- hint to self: never go back to a place that can't even bake a potato. Even the damn cappuccino was bland.<br>They certainly cater to old folks with no taste buds and want to pose for their friends. No wonder my mom Maggie Martell wanted to go there. She' just as fake at the patrons.<br> <br>Save your money. Buy a hot dog from a street vendor and walk around the town.<br><br>Ps. Andy our waiter was the only thing that was good at this restaurant. You deserve better Andy. Perhaps Street & Co. will have an opening soon.
Dan S.
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- DiMillo's Portland
10 years ago
Two in our party got seriously sick from our food!!! Poor service. Stay away unless you wish to visit local hospital as well.
Jon R.
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- DiMillo's Portland
10 years ago
Poor service. We had party of 5 and our server never come back to refill our water and coffee . Its not like she's busy. She just stood chatting with her friends. Food was ok, but not worth the price. My 5 year old daughter didn't like it, and now that's bad. I guess place like this only cater to tourist. Sorry , I will not be going back.
curt hodges
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- DiMillo's Portland
10 years ago
Bar tenders are rude. While waiting for a table, my wife and I decided to have a drink.The bar was not very busy but it took up to 20 minutes to get any type of service. When I asked to place my order I was barked at "to wait a minute" When he finally took our drink order he rolled his eyes when we were ordering. Drinks seemed watered down. Maybe this guy was having a bad day but my first impression was not a good one
TJ S.
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- DiMillo's Portland
11 years ago
This place is hilarious. I completely understand and am thankful for how this place gets credit for revitalizing the Portland dock area, and maybe the Old Port, but oh my, it is now a bit embarrassing. Said, "what the heck, let's try it". What a mistake. If you need to bring your grandmother somewhere for a "view", bland huge portions,1940's ambiance- this is the place. I feel like they just dump the SYSCO food corp. boxes directly onto your plate. It felt like our server was speaking a different language. We must have been the only people in here under 60 years old. Pricey too! Even for a tourist trap! Hahhahahah. It might actually be worth going to this place if you want to reset your palette and have a two-hour eye-rolling session with your partner. It gets even better at the bar. Like someplace people think Gordon Gecko would have a drink at. Pretty funny place.